Stuff I Like Stuff

There are movies that I absolutely love that many of you might not have even heard of. I just thought of one of those movies and decided to build an entry on this shaky premise. I’ll watch these movies at anytime – big ups to TBS and TNT (the re-run kings)
Here are some memorable quotes from movies I love. If you get them all you win…. NOTHING -yeah!

Great Film #1:
Lord John: Where are we going?
Red Lectroids: Planet Ten.
Lord John: When?
Red Lectroids: Real soon.


Lord John Whorfin: Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.


Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no longer available on credit.

Great Film #2:
F (can’t use his name): What you write in this apartment stays in this apartment.


F: I have an homeland that I have not seen for too long.
Jamal: Oh, you mean Ireland?
F: Scotland, for God’s sakes!
Jamal: I’m messing with you, man.

Great Film#3:
Cher: That’s Ren and Stimpy. They’re way existential.


Murray: Woman, lend me fi’ dollas.
Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me “woman”.
Murray: Excuse me, “Ms. Dionne.”
Dionne: Thank you.
Murray: My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.

Great Film #4:
Mark: Thank you, your honor. With God’s help I’ll conquer this terrible affliction.


Mother Superior: Ah, hard currency! Thank you, Sir! Can’t be too careful these days! Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?
Mark: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.


Tommy: Yes, but then she finds out I’ve bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night.
Spud: Went ballistic?
Tommy: Big time. Absolutely fucking radge. ‘It’s me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.’
Spud: So what’s it going to be?
Tommy: Well, I’ve paid for the ticket.

Great Film #5
Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that… he is gone.


Dave Kujan: He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.

I’ll probably update this a little later, depending on the response. Thanks to IMBD for the quotes.
EDIT 9/1/06
Great Film #1 – Buckaroo Banzai – (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension) starring: Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd. The character Perfect Tommy (Lewis Smith) is my favorite – he’s amazingly shallow.

Great Film #2 – Finding Forrester – starring: Sean Connery, Rob Brown, F. Murray Abraham, Busta Rhymes, Anna Panquin. Jamal (Rob Brown) is one of my favorite characters of all time – really great understated acting.

Great Film #3 – Clueless – starring: Alicia Silverstone, Stacy Dash, Paul Rudd, Brittany Murphy, Donald Faison, Brecken Myer, Elisa Donovan. Pride and Predjudice updated – really great take on the mores of teenagers.

Great Film #4 – Trainspotting – starring: Ewen McGregor, Robert Carlyle, Ewen Bremmer, Johnny Lee Miller. Amazing film set in Scotland. Robert Carlyle amazed me – I knew him as the star of The Full Monty and didn’t expect him to be such an evil “Begbie”. The character “Spud” (Ewen Bremmer) had a great scene interviewing for a job- another after the bubble guts. Some of the film is hard to watch, but worth the ride.

Great Film #5 – The Usual Suspects – starring: Kevin Spacey, Kevin Pollack, Benecio Del Toro, Gabriel Byrne, Stephen Baldwin, Chazz Palminteri, Pete Postelwaite, Giancarlo Espisito. My comments: Keyser Soze. See it!

Arrogant Stuff

I missed the boat somehow and didn’t see this post from this chick’s weblog.http://jacquelinepassey.blogs.com/blog/2006/08/dating_tip_qual.html
Her post was to ask guys that didn’t “have it” to stop asking her out. She feels that they should lower their standards and go for the older, fatter chicks – not “quality”.
I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let’s consider the facts:
I’m slim (whereas 62 % of American women are overweight.
I’m attractive (my new picture has been rated more attractive than 86% of the women on Hot or Not - and the women who upload their pictures are a self-selected sample that is probably already biased towards being more attractive than the general female population) I’m relatively young (whereas 82% of adult American women are over 30.
I’m intelligent (IQ tested at 145 when I was a child, which is 3 standard deviations above the mean — higher than 99.85% of the population. Even if I’ve gotten dumber as I’ve aged I’m probably still at least a 130, which is higher than 97.5% of the population.)
I’m educated (whereas 77% of American women don’t have degrees)
I have my financial shit together (no debt, perfect credit history, 6+ months living expenses saved, adequate insurance, self employed)
I have a strong libido and love having sex (my lover *never* has to beg, unless it’s for me to let him get some sleep!)
Most of my interests tend to be more popular with men than women: science fiction, libertarianism, blogging, politics, economics, guns, gambling, etc.
Here’s the “jali head to head comparison to the arrogant chick“.
I’m kind. (no mention of kindness in her post)
I’m honorable. (nope – nothing about honor either)
I feel pretty (my rank compared to others is unmportant – it’s a self love thing) I would never consider a website like “hot or not” in determining my attractiveness. Shallow Hal and shit.
I’m intelligent enough NOT to post my I.Q. since common sense isn’t part of the equation and common sense is of greater value to me than the actual I.Q. test score. (it’s as high or higher than hers BTW)
My financial shit is shit but since I’m not looking for investors it doesn’t matter.
I love sex – don’t most women? How does that make her special?
I’m educated – so is everyone to a certain degree. If she had said that she was well educated it may have made a better inpression. There are many poorly educated people in America.
I’m slim – although what the hell that has to do with being high quality isn’t explained.
My interests include reading SciFi, blogging, politics, gambling (when I’m in A.C). What exactly makes any of these interests higher quality than the interests of others?

She seems to be the type of woman who’ll appear on “Elimidate” and who’s shocked when she’s not chosen.
I like confidence – not arrogance.

Quitting Stuff

I quit!

Today is day 2 and I still haven’t smoked. I called my kids to tell them – they’re supportive and good people – I even called the evil ex-husband – I’m so proud of myself.

I warned all of my coworkers that there just might be repercussions and conseqences to deal with based on my new, super special, extra-stink, nicotine-free attitude. So far they’ve all been pretty cool, offering me stories of encouragement and gum. No one has made any weight comments (I suppose they know me well enough to avoid that game) and it’s peaceful here today…so far.

I had one of those reflective nights last week when I was really sick – I couldn’t sleep and I started counting my absences from work. I scared the hell outta myself and convinced myself that my nicotine habit was the main reason for the frequency of my illnesses. I started worrying that I might smoke myself right out of my dream job.

“A” and I each picked up a pack of ciggies on Saturday aftetnoon. (I went for 12 hours prior to that and didn’t freak – I guess it was my initiation to this quitting mode). My first puff was wonderful, but the rest was a little painful and I didn’t smoke much at all that day or night.

I smoked a whole ciggie on Sunday morning, but it didn’t feel as good as I wanted it to and I made my decision then: I would buy no more cigarettes – no more.

I puffed occasionally on Sunday – the comfort of habit more than the need for nicotine, but it wasn’t the same.

I’m stubborn as hell, so now that I’ve decided to quit – I fucking quit.

I don’t expect anyone to stop smoking cigarettes because I stopped. It’s up to each individual to handle their life as they wish to. I’ve been smoking for over 30 years and stopped only during pregnancies – well part of my pregnancies. I’ve never had the urge to quit before now and I sure as hell promise NOT to become one of those self righteous non-smokers that I’ve come to despise.

To all those who gave me unsolicited advice about my habit: it didn’t help – nope, NEVER. I probably smoked extra cigarettes based on you bothering me. Because you smoked for 3 weeks back in college doesn’t compare to a 30 year addiction -you assumed you knew what the hell I was going through. You didn’t – you just sounded stupid to me.

I look so cute when I smoke – I’ll miss that extra cuteness factor. Maybe I’ll find something else to do with my lips and hands…

Anyway, I’m grouchy as hell – yes, my period has decided to reappear, I’m going through serious withdrawal AND it’s only 11 a.m. I’ve been here for what seemed like hours and it’s only 11 fucking a.m.

No one has told me that I look good today – I’m tapping my toes very impatiently now – I need some positive reinforcement. Do I need to send a memo requesting a compliment? Should I designate my admirer of the day?

I’m just grouchy. I’ll literally take a chill pill (Midol) now, and see what happens.

Blog of The Week Stuff with Apologies Stuff

First the “I’m sorry stuff”.

I got sick last week and was out from work on Wednesday and Thursday. I came back on Friday onlys to be sent home due to my very annoying cough. I still don’t have the internet at home, so I was just SOL as far as updating goes. Don’t stay mad… c’mon, gimme a smile. I missed you.

To make it up to all of you, I’ve selected to following site as the blog of the week:
http://crazylainetrain.blogspot.com/2006/08/crazy-is-new-hot_25.html

The name of her page is Sanity, Interrupted – her tag: Crazy Is The New Hot!

Commercial Stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjG56Hb4eg&search=altoids


This shit is bordering on pedophilia. “send your friends..” Wha????? Is anyone else ofended by this new marketing campaign or have I lost my sense of humor in my old age?


In totally unrelated news, on Saturday, a little girl from Wisconsin saw a falcon soaring above her. She decided to feed the falcon a piece of cheese and threw it way up in the air. The cheese hit the falon in the head and knocked him out. Wisconsin 38 – Falcons 10. Sad state of affairs Falcons fans.

T.V. Stuff

I’ve decided to discuss TV shows that I loved that didn’t last. I suppose it means I like weird stuff.

“Cop Rock” (1990) I was a big fan of Hill Street Blues and was thrilled to learn that Steven Boccho had created something new. I love Broadway and movie musicals and thought that a rock- opera crime show was a great idea. It was! One episode featured a crackhead mother singing goodbye to her infant child (she knew she would be taken away). Masterpiece!

“Love Cruise” (2001) – Sixteen singles set sail on a boat to the Caribbean. Every two days, each single picks a mate, and as a couple, they compete in challenges. At the end of each forty-eight-hour round, the women vote to eliminate one man, and the men vote to eliminate one woman. The eliminated singles are banished to Loser Island. (better recap than I would have done from http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ipdynamic/index.php?component=articles&article=4157&___ns=1&st=2)
I really enjoyed this show – there were contestants I absolutely loved and others I despised from day one. There was backstabbing and unneccessary drama and couples hooking up. I don’t understand why this show didn’t float but Big Brother, Survivor, and others are still on.

“Sports Night” (1998-2000) – A show about a television show. Sports – what’s not to love? The dialogue was great – the actors were charming and natural. I couldn’t believe this show wasn’t renewed. Casey and Dan were my dudes!

“Firefly” (2002)”A captain’s goal was simple: find a crew; find a job; keep flying.” This show featured the coolest captain and the coolest crew in the galaxy.

“Square Pegs” (1982-1983) – High school and trying to be cool. Likable cast – funny situations. Sigh.

“Fastlane” (2002-2003) – I will concede that the plots left a little to be desired, but these guys were the Crockett and Tubbs for the next generation. Eye candy with a sense of humor. (Thanks TV One – I can catch the reruns)

Blog of The Week Stuff

http://randomanew.blogspot.com/

from Mike’s banner:
Random thoughts…..spewed forth effortlessly on the little of substance happening in my life, most of which is clearly made up and never actually happened. Plus some other crap.

from Mike’s profile:
Just a single divorced guy content with life in general willing to share his idiocy on a daily basis with friends and strangers alike. I’m thoughtful like that.

Please check out his archives as well as his recent posts. I’m sure you’ll agree that Mike is special. (heh-heh-heh)

Part 2 Stuff

I call this part 2, although it has NOTHING at all to do with the redundancy theme of the other post for today. Zero. Nada. Zilch. (wasn’t that redundant?)

More gripes from the bad mood biddy:

Stop stalking the closest parking space at the health club. Isn’t the whole point to work out? WALK the extra 30 feet.

YOU dialing a wrong number is not MY fault. (something very similar on a great blog yesterday – sorry, you excellent writer – I don’t have your address at hand.)

Why does the smoke from my 1 cigarette bother you more than the toxic fumes of the traffic during rush hour? You’re standing at the bus stop inhaling all that gunk but my ciggie makes you do the phony cough thing.

Why must the people who are late for the (movie/play/concert) always be the ones (with cell phone ringers on/who talk throughout the show/who have to get right back up and disturb us again)?

I saw a gentleman in a ARMED security uniform filling up his SUV. He had permanent handicapped plates.

Speaking of handicapped – if you’re able bodied and have grandfathered those plates – or if you park in a handicapped space I hope Karma grants your wish.

I usually say no, but it would be nice if you OFFERED to buy gas.

Mothers don’t look good in designer clothes if their child’s too tight undershirt looks like it was washed with a teabag.

Stop bringing infants and toddlers to adult movies – Get a babysitter or stay home!

“Gimme a call” is not a clear telephone message. Tell me the reason so I can prioritize my callbacks.

Why do some people call their spouses at work 3 or 4 times per day everyday?
‘Hi Honey, whatcha doing?”
“Working.”
“Okay, I love you baby.”

‘Hi Honey, whatcha doing?”
“Working.”
“Okay, I love you baby.”

‘Hi Honey, whatcha doing?”
“Working.”
“Okay, I love you baby.”

‘Hi Honey, whatcha doing?”
“Working.”
“Okay, I love you baby.”

When did Jack Bauer pee? I know it’s fiction, but they tried to make everything seem so real on the timeline – didn’t he have to pee at least once in 24 hours?

Feeling a little better, my lovelies. Ranting is good!

Redundancy Stuff

Maybe I should rename this weblog, “Jali complaining about every f***ing thing in the world.”
I’ve been in a bad mood all morning and I don’t see the sunlight peeking through the clouds.
Someone just asked me for an “inkpen”. I wasn’t rude, I just handed him a pen while boiling inside.

Redundancy, in general terms, refers to the quality or state of being redundant, that is: exceeding what is necessary or normal; or duplication. (wikepedia)

Redundancy annoys the hell out of me.

Ink Pen
ATM Machine
Fatally Killed
For your FYI
PIN Number

For those who don’t know what I’m talking about I guess I’ll break it down:

Pens when used to write on paper use ink. I don’t know of any other liquid that would be of any use.
Automatic Teller Machine. No reason to add an extra “machine”.
Fatally killed. If you’re killed it’s fatal. If it’s fatal you’re dead. It’s like saying “dead, dead”.
For Your Information. Does “for your for your information” sound good to your ear?
Personal Identification Number. Personal identification number number.

The Taco Bell commercial for “carne asada steak” irks me. Carne asada = grilled meat, so does the sentence translated say grilled meat steak? I never studied Spanish but it seems odd to me. If I’m wrong… (you may not want to correct me today)

I always hated, “Ice, ice, baby.” Was it supposed to be a double your pleasure moment listening to Vanilla Ice?

Why do we all say “tuna fish”? Is there any other tuna I’m not familiar with like tuna monkey or tuna rabbit? I’m guilty of this one all the time – see I even annoy myself.

Hopefully I’ll throw off this stinky attitude and come back to write about something positive. Grrrr.

Name Stuff

My doctor and dentist from childhood both subscribed to “Highlights for Children” a kid’s magazine and I spent many anxious moments reading the magazine, trying to distract myself from the pain and suffering I was waiting my turn for. (Oh the drill, oh the drill)

‘Goofus and Gallant’ was a monthly feature of Highlights that I really looked forward to reading. There were cartoon panels showing us (the innocent – meaning STUPID young reader) what each boy would do in various situations. They HAD to think we were stupid “Gallant helps the old lady cross the street. Goofus pushes her in front of a car.” Well, not quite THAT extreme, but some months they’d come pretty close.

Of course Gallant was the “good guy” and Goofus was, well, a goofus.

I’m wasn’t really a normal kid and I always hated that f***ing Gallant. Just waaay too good for his own good. Poor Goofus, even as a kid, I understood that the root of his misfortune was the name his parents forced on an innocent kid. Had they no sense of self fullfilling prophecy? Why name a kid Goofus and expect him to be good?

My daughter recently told me about twin girls (I’ll give you the phoenetic first) Aranzhelo and LeManzhelo:


wait for it…



hold tight…



it’s coming…




OrangeJello and LemonJello – I kid you not! What the hell is wrong with people?

Celebrities get away with the stupid names since they have the millions to insulate their children from the bullshit. Moon and Dweezil Zappa did okay as young adults – they’re Zappas. Dweezil Jones or Moon Bennett probably wouldn’t be as successful. (ya think?)

Little weird looking babies named Denzil and Halle are just sad to see. C’mon y’all don’t hate on me – There ARE little odd looking babies in the world. I love ‘em all, but some just aren’t meant to be named certain names.

I pity the poor babies in first grade trying to write the fanciful names there mothers and fathers gave them looooong after the other children are done. S – H – A – A- N – I – I – Q – U – A M- E – R- C – E- D – E – S J- O- H- N- S- O- N – J- O – H- N- S- O – N. (the mother kept her maiden name in this case – despite having the same last name as her new spouse). Cramps from writing and possible carpal tunnel syndrome at 6 years old is just wrong.

This is for those prospective parents out there: Think first… name later!