Soccer Mom or Die Stuff

I didn’t plan to post at all today, but I stopped by at http://soccermomsdie.blogspot.com/ and was compelled to complete this.

Two Names You Go By:
1. Jali
2. Jill

Two Things You are Wearing Right Now:
1. Hippie Shirt
2. Favorite Bra

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Genuine Friendship
2. Sex

Two of Your Favorite Things to Do:
1. Read
2. Roller Skate

Two Things You Want Very Badly at the Moment:
1. See all of my children together – it’s been over a year since we were all in Fla.
2. To go home.

Two Pets You Had/Have:
1. Chubby – dog
2. Ermintrude – dog

Two Things You Did Last Night:
1. Masterbated
2. Watched Malcolm in the Middle reruns and Sportscenter

Two Things You Ate Today:
1. Muffin
2. Cole Slaw

Two Longest Car Rides:
1. Georgia to Delaware about twice a year
2. Georgia to Florida

Two Favorite Holidays:
1. November 20th my B-day of course
2. Whatever holiday is next on the calender

Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Sweet tea with lemon
2. Bombay Sapphire/tonic/lime