I’ve been looking through the different blog pages I regularly visit and I’ve been getting pissed. Yes folks, pissed. Pissed at the various authors of said pages since I am obviously not being entertained when there are no new posts. Page after page of stuff I’ve seen before – NO UPDATES. “C’mon people,” I thought to myself. “Let’s get to work!”
Then it hit me.
I haven’t posted since Monday and the post before that was about a week ago. Who the hell am I to get pissed at everyone else in Blogland for doing pretty much what I do?
There’s the rub – I’m a “do as I say, not as I do” person sometimes and I have standards that I expect others to uphold. I give myself a pass since I understand what sweet Jali is going through. (did you all know that God is cool with me too – I expect an ‘A’ for effort in the end – good intentions and all that)
Here are a few of my faults that I will acknowledge here:
I look at drivers who try to pass me on the highway as reckless assholes but I’m willing to speed like crazy at times (“I’m an excellent driver… an excellent driver” it’s a name that film moment).
I’ll hold up the grocery line to get my .45 cents off using my coupons, but get pissed off if someone in front of me does the same thing. (I know it doesn’t make sense)
I’ll offer to pay for the first dinner but will never go out with you again and consider you a cheap bastard if you let me pay on a first date.
I said “a few” so that’s it for now.
Totally unrelated thought: “A”, you’re the greatest!