Whiney Stuff

I don’t have any major complaints today – I’m just gonna whine about the small things that irk me. (I promise not to discuss Atlanta traffic)

Captain D’s – a fast food seafood restaurant has been advertising what they call “a seafood celebration”. Since they serve seafood every single day of the year why have the celebration now? Was the seafood last month sub par? What should we expect when the celebration is over?

There was a time when ordering chicken wings one would get actual chicken wings. For some reason our society has accepted a chicken wing portion (drummette or flat) to take the place of the whole wing and we don’t mind paying full price for less than half of what we used to get.

Hoochies, hoochies, hoochies. (sigh) Those short shorts are really cute. You look really cute. Those goosebumps aren’t. Wait until it gets a little warmer to share your assets with us. ‘Kay? Lotion on those ashy heels would be nice too.

GWB will allow his staff to be questioned regarding the unjustified firing of the 8 Federal Prosecutors – just not under oath. Is this straight up permission to lie? WTF????!@!

There’s a store near me: “Everything $1 And Up”. A-Duh! So, nothing there under a buck, and some things might cost quite a bit more. Why shop there? I’ll either go to a real dollar store or I’ll spend at a premium store.

Whine off. (at least for now)

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21 responses to “Whiney Stuff

  1. Luke Cage

    “Ashy heels???” As a foot man, I can’t STAND ashy heels. Lotion up puuhh-leeez. Ewwwww!!!

    I don’t think I’ve ever come across a “Everything $1 and UP” store. I mean, what else would it be right? Maybe it was meant to purposely be a parody of itself? Perhaps?

    Hoochies! -lol- at least wait until the mercury goes up a couple of degrees..

  2. Matt

    Is this Andy Rooney or Jalil?

  3. Lex

    Great point with the chicken wings!!! I’ve been hoodwinked. Bamboozled!!

    I heard that damn gangter, G-Dub, on the radio on my way in to work. You’ve got to be effin’ kidding me. And he gets a way with this shit!!

  4. Webmiztris

    Everything $1 and Up? What a deal! They should just call it “Everything Here Costs Money” and be done with it.

  5. Elaine

    OH the hoochies. Its annoying and entertainment at the same time when I see the hoochies.
    Oh lord. Ashy heels.
    What a visual that made.

  6. Amadeo

    That happened to me in Texas. We ordered some food and I ordered wings. They sent the little half joints…that’s only counts if you say buffalo wings and they actually have sauce on them.

  7. mist1

    I pulled all of my hoochie shorts out last night. I also lotioned my heels.

  8. Sam, Problem-Child-Bride

    I hate it when heels go all that cracked looking way (ashy heels – I love that description) and people go into restaurants like that. I imagine the ceiling fans whisking off tiny flakes of skin from these feet and depositing them unseen on my salad.

    Croutons anybody?

  9. awaiting

    I saw this one chick straight wear a haltertop and those dang short shorts the other day. From the front, it was all good, she was kinda cute, then when you saw the back. She looked like a cheetah on the butt and thighs. No goosebumps on her, but all those black marks took the cake.

  10. ~d

    ACCK!
    You so did not call out her ashy heels! HAHA!
    Girl, that and scrappy dog toes! If ya got ’em, HIDE ’em!

  11. heartinsanfrancisco

    Not under oath. I just don’t understand why he hasn’t been impeached yet, or well, you know.

    The fact that we accept it is further evidence that our society is so disspirited and lethargic that we are asking for a takeover.

    It’s kind of like the half-chicken wings, only much worse.

  12. C

    The biggest gripe I have is the macaroni and cheese at Popeyes tastes like burnt bread. Chicken was good yesterday lunch though. That was the first time in a long time that I had fried chicken.

  13. Nölff

    I would like to poop on GWBs grave.
    He thinks he’s above the law, but should be below my poop.

  14. CP

    “Lotion on those ashy heels would be nice too.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
    CP.

  15. ~Macarena~

    I think Bush doesn’t want lightning to strike if they lie after swearing on their precious Bible.

  16. Steph

    I so hear ya on the chicken wing situation. That is hands down, my favourite piece of chicken, and it’s getting smaller and smaller.
    They look like friggin baby chick wings!

    We’re being severly ripped off. Grrr!

  17. katrice

    I like Captain D’s, so I really hope it’s all seafood all the time. We don’t have them up here though.

    I feel you on the wingette portions. It just ain’t right!

    Dubbya is unbelievable. I think most of us have completely lost heart where our government is concerned.

  18. Dirk_Star

    Hello…

    Just out visiting and nothing more.

    God, I feel like I should have followed that with, “quote the raven, nevermore…”

  19. Luke Cage

    Okay! I want you in on that contest going on in my blog, NOW! U are a big movie fanatic and I know you would have fun with what I’ve got going on.. come on.. you can do it.. (smile)

  20. Dirk_Star

    Uh, I think there may be something wrong with my eyes…

    Could you maybe come have a look?

  21. girl and dog

    Oh, we have those “$1 and up” stores in Mexico! What a sham!!

    My pet peeve: The stores that announce “We sell x,y,z… and more!”
    Huh? More of what? “We sell jewelry, scarves, purses… and dog food”? “… and tractors”?

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