Soccer Mom or Die Stuff

I didn’t plan to post at all today, but I stopped by at http://soccermomsdie.blogspot.com/ and was compelled to complete this.

Two Names You Go By:
1. Jali
2. Jill

Two Things You are Wearing Right Now:
1. Hippie Shirt
2. Favorite Bra

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Genuine Friendship
2. Sex

Two of Your Favorite Things to Do:
1. Read
2. Roller Skate

Two Things You Want Very Badly at the Moment:
1. See all of my children together – it’s been over a year since we were all in Fla.
2. To go home.

Two Pets You Had/Have:
1. Chubby – dog
2. Ermintrude – dog

Two Things You Did Last Night:
1. Masterbated
2. Watched Malcolm in the Middle reruns and Sportscenter

Two Things You Ate Today:
1. Muffin
2. Cole Slaw

Two Longest Car Rides:
1. Georgia to Delaware about twice a year
2. Georgia to Florida

Two Favorite Holidays:
1. November 20th my B-day of course
2. Whatever holiday is next on the calender

Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Sweet tea with lemon
2. Bombay Sapphire/tonic/lime

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11 responses to “Soccer Mom or Die Stuff

  1. ~Macarena~

    You have the same birthday as my late Abuela.

    I hope you had a great Mother’s Day.

  2. Cece

    I plan on doing this soon. PS I have given up waiting for my questions….lol

  3. Cece

    PPS. Happy Mother’s Day and I hope you get your wish soon. My mom organized a trip to an amusment park to get us together, try it.

  4. EsLocura

    I love the whole list thing, always gives me a chance to learn something new about you. I can’t rollerskate, but I do have a favorite bra and love bombay, and I always admire women who admit to masturbation.

  5. awaiting

    Happy belated Mother’s Day!

    And I was so shopping for some skates the other day. Heck, I can roll.

  6. mist1

    Cole slaw sounds good. I was at the varsity and wanted a slaw dog, but you know me and my sensible food choices. I am regretting passing it up now.

  7. Christina_the_wench

    Well played, jali. I just hope the muffina nd cole slaw were not consumed together. *makes icky face*

  8. Amadeo

    I gotta know…who named the dog Ermintrude?

  9. Elaine

    Happy Masturbating!
    I mean Mother’s Day.

    But we should have a day for self love dontcha think???

    OH the batteries would FLY off the shelves!

    And I love how one dog is named a cute simplistic name like Chubby and the other dog is named Ermintrude.

    You KNOW Ermy is cussing your ass out! LOL!

  10. heartinsanfrancisco

    So honest. I mean, who would admit to drinking sweet tea with lemon?

  11. Kiyotoe

    “Ermintrude”?

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